Yesterday I was farting a lot! When the nursing assistant, Elizabeth, came in, I farted once. And I was talking about farting with Manimau and of all people, mamma! So Elizabeth told us a story. Here's how it went.
Elizabeth is from Mexico. This is a story about her once upon a time boyfriend and her mother. He came to Mexico city to meet her mom for the first time. He came to pick up Elizabeth and her mom, who were shopping. They got into his car and before any words could be exchanged, Elizabeth's mother let out a loud, wet - this is my own imagination - fart. This was followed by a series of more farts. Elizabeth was very embarrassed. Her boyfriend was red and speechless. And her mother was laughing!
Elizabeth let out a complaining, "MOM!!!!" Her mother said, still laughing, "I couldn't help it!"
I like her. You should take pride in your farts like me! This is especially for Saahil, Arnav, Siddharth and Harman.
And now about Aveeno! My mom uses Aveeno cream on me. Beware! If any cream is in a tube, take it out carefully as it may make a farting sound, or a sound very much like you would imagine that a person stepping in and out of fresh, wet poo would make. This is almost always hugely satisfying for your kids and irritating for you! Also it comes out like a very disgusting blob of poo. So beware again! (Feel blessed I am warning you even though this is one of my favorite sounds on earth)
fart should be considered as natural as a sneeze ...
ReplyDeletewhat is up with guys and taking pride in farts.I think its disgusting.
ReplyDeleteGood grief! Will read this to Arnav in the evening. I have a bad feeling he will be rolling over in laughter.
ReplyDeleteI read this to Arnav and he was very excited. He says, "Congratulations for farting in the hospital!"
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ReplyDeleteRead this one to Saahil today morning and he was so excited. He thought the story of Elizabeth's mom was funny and asked if she had a tummy ache due to farting.
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